I don't even know how to put it into words…
It's getting hard to actually compute this stuff and talk about it where it doesn't seem like comedy anymore.
On April 30th, 2026, we just had the greatest trading day in the history of trading.
And I mean it.
We came out of the gate and we shorted the market. We shorted the $QQQ, we shorted Amazon, and we shorted Microsoft.
And as we're shorting the QQQ the whole time down, we said: "Don't get comfortable. We're gonna have to cover and go long because the market never goes down."
So we covered.
We went long.
And we're now long again.
It is just impossible to imagine anybody trading the market any better than we are right now and getting these results.
These last 48 hours have been absolutely life-changing.
Words don't do it justice.
The only way to understand what's going on is if somebody shock-collars you to wake you out of a coma, and just as you ask, "What happened?" they shock you again. What you're feeling right then is nothing compared to how well we're trading.
This is the sickest thing I've ever seen.
If you thought Microsoft was gonna stay down today in a bull market, you're out of your mind. Waiting and being patient on Microsoft gave us this:
Entry at $400, banged out at $405.
Another entry at $400, and we banged it out at $408.
The options went from $2 to $6 - for a 200% gain.
And the $QQQ options? They went from $1 to $8 - for a 700% gain.
These are sick days.
These are the greatest days.
These last 30 days have been, by far, the greatest 30 days strung together in the history of trading.
You are witnessing a miracle.
If you're not making money right now, you are clearly doing something wrong. These are the days to be killing it because it won't last forever.
You better be a part of our room.
Kenny Glick | Founder, Hit The Bid
P.S. Microsoft options from $2 to $6. $QQQ options from $1 to $8. A perfect short followed by a perfect long. Stop reading about the miracle and come be a part of it.
